In Case of Shitshow Glass Bottle Safety Matches Black

Life’s a shitshow—might as well be prepared. Our In Case of Shitshow safety matches are the perfect blend of sass and practicality. Packaged in a sleek glass bottle with a gold lid and bold black-tipped matches, they’re ready to light up any mess (literally or figuratively). Why customers love it: • Witty + relatable: The phrase says what we’re all thinking. • Perfectly giftable: Pair with candles, wine, or a survival-themed gift set. • Striking display: Black match tips give a bold, modern edge. • Everyday essential: Humor meets function in a chic package. Best for gifting occasions: • Housewarmings + hostess gifts • Birthdays (especially the hot messes we love) • Holiday stocking stuffers • Just-because gifts for friends who need a laugh Product details: • Glass bottle with gold lid • Size: 1.84” x 4.75” • Weight: 1.8 oz • Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with black tips • Striker on the side of the bottle Coloring may vary slightly between production runs. Available only to U.S. retailer